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Tahirah. 22. Bermudian. Cis-Female. Asexual. Black. Sort of: writer, singer, knitter, crotchet-er
I enjoy beautiful men, lovely women, puppies, owls and kittens. I won't turn down an otter or hedgehog either. I also enjoy good food, good music and good movies. TV shows ain't bad either. I like cute things and hot things and have a love of explosions.
I do not enjoy things that are cruel or the more horrendous side of ridiculous. IE racism, sexism, classism, shit like that...
I try to tag things that are triggering, but you should still let me know if something bugs you. I'm not that much of a jerk.

mad-maddie:

interretialia:

Optime!

I’ll beat a motherfucker with another motherfucker

mad-maddie:

interretialia:

Optime!

I’ll beat a motherfucker with another motherfucker

(Source: grishma, via spaghettiducks)

— 1 month ago with 22782 notes

failingmydegreebecauseof1d:

methtakes:

what if the bible was just a popular book and the fan base got out of control

what do you mean ‘what if’

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— 1 month ago with 181289 notes

oldmanspooky:

timelordshavetwohearts:

leupagus:

sansaofhousestark:

arianne—martell:

Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.

I THOUGHT I WAS ALONE

WAIT SO THAT’S NOT WHAT IT IS

"QUICK THE COPS ARE COMING!" *everyone frantically tries to collapse their trestle tables*

(Source: willgrhm, via abbiemillskicksass)

— 1 month ago with 421115 notes

youngblacksamurai:

trusthim:

Part 2 of 2!

"Started from the top, now we’re here" lol :(

(Source: torqueor, via fyeahcracker)

— 1 month ago with 15292 notes

wholesomeblogging:

i can’t stop laughing at this dumb shit omfg

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— 1 month ago with 393055 notes

owldude:

voidethered:

ask-omnipony:

luckydreaming:

Are fedoras really that bad?

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YES YES THEY ARE

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

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I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

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Right..?

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The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

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I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

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Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

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WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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son.

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asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

(via xverso)

— 1 month ago with 408266 notes

katalystofawesome:

dizzydicks:

I scrolled down for an explanation and there was none.

More unattainable standards for today’s girls

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— 1 month ago with 65187 notes
cottoncandyfrogs:

sydneyisdeffonfire:

klairy-dust:

fairydustandklainebows:

brendanshaw:

p3n1s:

femistorian:

This is what a REAL rape prevention campaign looks like

All the awards.

DO ME A HUGE FAVOR AND REBLOG THIS!


This is perfection in a campaign

I love how they included a situation where a guy could’ve gotten raped. People don’t seem to realize that males get raped too. It’s less common, but it happens. That is what sets this campaign apart from others. 

I will always reblog this, seriously, share this.

cottoncandyfrogs:

sydneyisdeffonfire:

klairy-dust:

fairydustandklainebows:

brendanshaw:

p3n1s:

femistorian:

This is what a REAL rape prevention campaign looks like

All the awards.

DO ME A HUGE FAVOR AND REBLOG THIS!

This is perfection in a campaign

I love how they included a situation where a guy could’ve gotten raped. People don’t seem to realize that males get raped too. It’s less common, but it happens. That is what sets this campaign apart from others. 

I will always reblog this, seriously, share this.

(via spaghettiducks)

— 1 month ago with 426396 notes

jerkidiot:

uh mm…. hello im a cop and according to ur records ur super cute and hella rad… the penalties for that are dating me.. and…thats it… .. .sorry i dont make the rules….

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— 1 month ago with 46280 notes