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Tahirah. 23. Bermudian. Cis-Female. Asexual. Black. Sort of: writer, singer, knitter, crotchet-er


I enjoy beautiful men, lovely women, puppies, owls and kittens. I won't turn down an otter or hedgehog either. I also enjoy good food, good music and good movies. TV shows ain't bad either. I like cute things and hot things and have a love of explosions.


I do not enjoy things that are cruel or the more horrendous side of ridiculous. IE racism, sexism, classism, shit like that...


I try to tag things that are triggering, but you should still let me know if something bugs you. I'm not that much of a jerk.

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cricketcat:

theamazingfrenchfigaro:

fivecentwisdom:

msleahqueenhbic:

postsfromthemrs:

theenthusiast7:

Space Bedding

Here is the link to buy.

pablophonic, which one you want? 

Grabby hands

So much want.

Need.

Theres got to be an amazing pickup line here somewhere

I want the upper left one so bad. Ohhh my gosh.

Gonna sleep in spaaace

I’M THE BEST AT SPACE

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youthxcrew69:

THIS IS A CAT IN A HALLOWEEN COSTUME PLAYING WITH A TINY PUMPKIN THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT

youthxcrew69:

THIS IS A CAT IN A HALLOWEEN COSTUME PLAYING WITH A TINY PUMPKIN THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT

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does anyone want to be my virtual sugardaddy and buy me things online for literally nothing in return???

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yaaaaas santa you look so good santa

SLEIGHH

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particlecollisions:

Self defence sprays that are legal to carry and use in the United Kingdom

Image 1: Farbgel
Image 2: StoppaRed

I’ve seen a lot of people (mostly women, for reasons which may be obvious) speaking about being worried when going out, be it alone or even with friends, both in the day and at night. I know that a lot of female friends of mine carry around a can of antiperspirant or a pot of pepper to use if they’re ever attacked. What I know a lot of people don’t realise is that there are products out there which work in a violent situation and help in catching the assailant for the best part of a week afterwards.

Known as ‘criminal identifiers’, these sprays are brightly coloured dyes which can be sprayed in the face of an attacker. Unlike things such as CS or Pepper sprays, criminal identifier sprays are legal in the UK.

There’s a few available on the market, with farbgel and Mace’s Stoppared being the mostly highly recommended.

What these sprays do is release a sticky, brightly coloured dye. It’s difficult to wipe away and stains the skin a bright red colour. No matter how hard an attacker might try to remove it from their skin and clothing, the staining typically lasts for around a week and doesn’t even start to fade until after a few days have passed.

Unlike CS and Pepper sprays (which, again, aren’t legal in the UK) criminal identifier sprays don’t cause irritation or pain to an attacker. Instead, they expand and clog up the area sprayed with a kind of sticky foam that’s difficult to wipe away. It should give you enough time to escape and report someone whose face resembles a baboon’s arse to the police.

Each can of the sprays costs around £10 each, though it may be cheaper when buying multiple canisters and if you shop around.

FarbGel 

StoppaRed UV Personal Attack Self-Defence Spray by Mace

This is an original post, but I’ve released it into the public domain. It can be shared, altered, reposted in whole or in part with no need for attribution (though obviously I would appreciate it!)

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It should give you enough time to escape and report someone whose face resembles a baboon’s arse to the police.

That’s brilliant

I wish I could get this. Is this legal in the US to own? I would love to have this, and even better when you spray someone with it, it’s like a banner that reads;

"I’m a disgusting asshole who assaults women."

Kinda reminds me how Spartan women use to carry knives to cut whoever assaulted them

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sousaphoner:

eternalwinternight:

hunhanny:

I feel educated

Where was this when I was in calculus

why am i only seeing this now like

sousaphoner:

eternalwinternight:

hunhanny:

I feel educated

Where was this when I was in calculus

why am i only seeing this now like

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miss-mckibben:

Justin Bieber fans trying to defend everything he does.

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thatfunnyblog:

Please be entertained by this fish scaring this dog.

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motherfuckingdragonsyo:

I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t stop smiling

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this-slag:

thesassycat:

what if all the scenerios we make up in our head are actually real events happening in an alternative universe and we’re actually connecting with our alternate self’s mind

my alternate self is getting some serious dick 

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cultureunseen:

Salute to our native Queens, Mothers and Sisters.

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majiinboo:

cute-pubes:

As I was sitting in the back of the police car, I remembered the countless times my father came home frustrated or humiliated by the cops when he had done nothing wrong. I felt his shame, his anger, and my own feelings of frustration for existing in a world where I have allowed myself to believe that “authority figures” could control my BEING… my ability to BE!
Danièle’s husband, Brian Lucas, who is white, says he believes they were targeted because they are an interracial couple.
Read more here

omg I’m furious

majiinboo:

cute-pubes:

As I was sitting in the back of the police car, I remembered the countless times my father came home frustrated or humiliated by the cops when he had done nothing wrong. I felt his shame, his anger, and my own feelings of frustration for existing in a world where I have allowed myself to believe that “authority figures” could control my BEING… my ability to BE!

Danièle’s husband, Brian Lucas, who is white, says he believes they were targeted because they are an interracial couple.

Read more here

omg I’m furious

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